My intention when I started this blog was to blast the city of Lincoln, NE, which I call, affectionatly, Stinkin Lincoln. Stinkin Lincoln has become more of a way to get things off my mind and then occasionally, I will rant about Stinkin Lincoln. I try to blend sarcasm and straight up humor with every blog. If you can't laugh, especially at your plight in life, you may as well go live in the mountains as a hermit. At least there you won't bring the rest of us down. Enjoy!
Saturday, August 1, 2009
The 3 F's
Tonight was a night of food, friendship and fermentation. You have to love the three f's! You may be wondering, "What sort of hooligans were you consorting with in Lincoln that had the devils Kool Aid, alcohol?". Well, there are close knit sects of people that partake in the occasional libation or two...or three, or four. What we do is find someone that has a house with an 8' privacy fence in their back yard, and quietly sip our nectar. We have a lookout that knows exactly how to make the call of the woodpecker to give us a warning. The problem is there are so many woodpeckers around here, every time we hear the call we duck our beer in our prearranged spots and get out the Lipton iced tea until the coast is clear. By the time you get half way done with a beer, it's as warm as my dog's poo that I have to pickup on walks. Yep, good times!
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Oh, those 3 F's! Heads up, prohibition is over.
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